Herring Gull, Tenby
Herring Gull, Tenby

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I wrote this in April (typed on my Silverette Silver-Reed Typewriter) and I suppose I should explain it and confess (!) I used to hate seagulls, the just seemed to be everywhere making a racket all the time. In my previous flat they used to wake me at 6am most mornings. When I used to go to the park there were loads of them everywhere. What are gulls doing in the park? Why aren’t they by the sea?

Then I moved to another flat and for the last 8 years Lesser Black-Backed Gulls have nested on our roof. We have had various ‘adventures’ with chicks falling out of the nest, but the most memorable one was in 2005 when a chick fell down and the parents abandoned it. I rang a local bird rescue centre and the lady said she was inundated with gull chicks, she asked if I she gave me instructions was I willing to look after it? I did and we named the chick Jasper. It is hard to talk about Jasper without sounding over sentimental and over the top. Suffice it to say that the little gull chick had a profound effect on me and changed my life in many ways.

They say you have to be careful that you don’t ‘imprint’ on wild animals when you care for them. Jasper did get very fond of me and used to follow me around the garden – the lady at the rescue centre advised me to shoo him away but I could never bring myself to do it. I am not sure if I imprinted on Jasper, I think it is more likely that he imprinted on me and left traces of his little webbed feet all over my heart (warned you about the sentimentality!)

I started to read about gulls and discovered why they seemed to be everywhere in Cardiff. The first thing I discovered was they are here because of us – meaning because of they we dispose of our rubbish.ย  It all started in the UK with the Clean Air Act of 1956 and the use of landfill to dispose of waste. I also discovered that although they seem to be everywhere their numbers are actually in decline. The Herring Gull is Red on the RSPBs Conservation Importance List and the Lesser Black-Backed Gull is Amber. There is not much left for them out at sea but there is plenty landfill and rubbish on the streets inland. They are intelligent, opportunistic scavengers and they are trying to survive.

And finally I discovered that there is no such thing as seagulls. What is a seagull? There are 11 species of gull listed on the RSPB Website which one of these is a seagull? The answer is none of them.ย  It is a pity that gulls are not as ‘glamourous’ as birds of prey or cute and fluffy. Maybe I am mistaken but there doesn’t seem to be any real concern about their decline, at least there’s no obvious campaign to make people aware that this UK Bird species has Red List conservation status.ย  They say there is nothing worse than a reformed smoker I wonder if the same is true of a reformed gull hater? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Jasper Having A Bath

Jasper Having A Bath from Whelkmagic on Vimeo.

6 thoughts on “There’s No Such Thing As Seagulls”

  1. Ellen I saw the Gull photos on your Flickr and realised you must be a fan too ๐Ÿ™‚

    Elephants Child – I have another very good Jasper bath video where he went a bit berserk and fell head over heels into the bowl. The camera action went a bit astray because because I was shaking with laughter. Must dig it out and post it.

    Nice to know you are still there Holly and enjoying ๐Ÿ™‚

    Thank you Ersi. He was a lovely sweet creature and I still miss him.

  2. I rarely see gulls up here, they are mainly down at the Harbour and Marina, about 20 minutes south of us. Here, terns fly along the beach sometimes, but it's generally "birdless."
    No shortage of other feathers around the house garden!

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